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If you wonder why you should buy our book, think about these reasons:
We actually keep it up to date.
We are the only ones who will do EMAIL support and actually answer your REAL Questions.
Thats what makes us the best......


Welcome to a different world............


Back when times were better and my wife was pregnant with my son, she had a book titled "What to Expect When You are Expecting".  It answered so many questions about pregnancy that it was incredible.  She constantly refered to it.  She had never been through a pregnancy before and had an amazing number of questions. 

When I got out of prison, I thought there were other people like me (generally honest, made one mistake and paid for it many times over) who might need some help dealing with the system.  So I wrote this book.

If there is a chance you might be going to Federal Prison in the future, we have the book for you.  It is the only CURRENT guide to life in Federal Prison on the market.  We just did an update on it December 23, 2009.  It covers everything you would want to know about; If you knew what questions to ask.  This is a unique book that will actually make a difference in your life. 

  We call it “Surviving Federal Prison”.  We like to think of it as “Prison for Idiots” just like those yellow books that have taken over bookstores.  It’s a huge book with 220 8 ½”X 11” pages of single spaced text (not some small format book with a fraction of the contents) and 28 Appendixes (115 pages or so).  It weighs over 2 pounds and I actually ship it in a cardboard mailer to protect it from the Post Office. 

Ask the anyone else with a book about making it in Federal Prison if their book covers the NEW INMATE mail system that is coming on line NOW and will be in full swing January 2009.  Want to see a copy of the NEW NATIONAL MENU so you know what kind of food you will be eating?  It's in here (and NO the food doesn't taste like it is back home).  We have it all and nobody else is even close.  The amount of information in here is absolutely amazing.

It is constantly updated and you are not spending your money for a book that is based on information that is years old.  Everyone who prints bound copies of books has to run several hundred copies.  Its amazing how long it takes to sell that many.  By the time they are through the first printing, everything in it will be old history.  Most raise more questions than they answer because they don't go into nearly enough detail.  Don't buy a $75 book that you can read in an hour, you'll spend quite a few hours reading our book and then read it another time or two. 

Be wary of anything where they say they have information on "Federal Boot Camps",  "Federal Probation", or smoking in Federal Prisons.  Boot Camps and smoking are history, probation is long gone, but a constant rumor that it will return.  The latest thing is having information on the "Second Chance Act", yup, it passed.  Just for for the record, the Second Chance Act doesn't apply to or help too many people.  See the page on this site about it.  So be careful of what you buy.

There is no other book like it anywhere.  There are a lot of “how to file lawsuits” or "legal forms for inmates" types of books on the market.  We have also reviewed a lot of books that were so old that they were virtually worthless, none of which gave more than a few pages to the important subject of HOW TO SURVIVE IN PRISON.  A lot of people have read it, from regular criminals to Congressmen.  Everyone seems to like it, and like it a lot.  It gives you the experience you can only get by going to prison.  The author did his research about life in Federal Prison from the inside, when he was in Federal Prison.  He also wrote most of the book there.  Getting it out of there was another story.

 It’s written in a kind of light hearted style that makes it bearable to read and easy to understand.  There are a lot of things that your lawyer can’t tell you, because he simply doesn’t know, doesn’t have the time to find out and doesn’t care to spend his time learning.  Maybe he hasn’t had the Federal Prison experience yet.  When you think about the peace of mind you are going to get here, you'll wonder why you didn't pay the lawyer a few bucks less..........

 The "Surviving Federal Prison" spends a lot of time answering every question you could think of, as well as many you can’t even imagine to ask.  It was written by a former inmate and lawyer as a textbook for new inmates.  Check out the "Why you need this" page above.  That hardly scratches the suface of what is in here.  The information here could very well make your life more bearable or help keep you safe.

Take a look at the table of contents we have on this site.  The Appendix is a collection of documents that were smuggled out of Federal Prison, including an A&O Manual, Commissary Lists, weekly menus, as well as a lot of the forms you and the family are going to see in the future. 

For the price of a night at decent hotel, you can get something that will let you sleep for the time you have left before you leave for your time inside.  It represents a real VALUE in that you get much more than you pay for.  If you take a minute and think about what this experience with the justice system has cost you, this is minor and is something that will actually help you.

HERES IS SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE HAS.....  EMAIL Support.......Once you get the book, you also have access to the author who will answer about any question you have that isn't covered here (and there aren't too many).  This helps him keep current with issues you may have.  Also tell your lawyer about us, maybe he'll read a copy and learn something.

 Have a really good day (while you are out here with us) and get ready to have some acceptable days in Prison (there are no really good days in Prison).  I know how you feel and I can make you feel a lot better.
 

Mark H
P51Mstg@Aol.com

For those who wonder....  Federal Prison for men and women both use the same type of rules.  This manual applies to either one.  It also applies to ALL Federal Prisons (not just some levels or types).   It will help if you end up in a FMC (Medical Center), which happens to be run somewhat differently than "normal" prisons.  If you were only in an FMC you wouldn't have a CLUE what was going on at a Camp or a Low.....